Darren Giles has lost his college scholarship can t work up the courage to ask out the girl of his dreams and doesn t have the cash to stay in college another semester. Unless he can survive a teenage dominatrix and New York s largest drug mogul convince his parents he s not gay write a paper on Dante s Inferno escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstacy in time to make his tuition payment he ll never get the chance to date the girl of his dreams.